Colbert Celebrates Initially Studio Viewers in 15 Months With His Singing, Dancing Trousers (Online video)

Stephen Colbert hosted “The Late Show” in entrance of a are living studio viewers for

Stephen Colbert hosted “The Late Show” in entrance of a are living studio viewers for the very first time given that the pandemic started on Monday. But before he could ultimately kick off that write-up-pandemic milestone, he necessary a very little assistance remembering a crucial component of currently being on Tv: Not exposing your junk.

Luckily for us, he experienced support finding himself dressed thoroughly: His trousers who, it turned out, are sentient and in a position to belt out showtunes that reveal just how significant it is to put on pants.

“First dwell audience in 15 months, let’s do it,” Colbert reported as the chilly open up sketch light in. But when he stood up, an off-digicam voice requested him if he’d overlooked just about anything. This was, you guessed it, Colbert’s pants, coming to his rescue.

“Gosh, Pantsy, I have not worn professional-strength trousers in above a yr! I never know if I can do it,” Colbert explained, which impressed the pants to start off singing a Broadway-model banger to get Colbert in the suitable body of mind. Below, for your infotainment, are the lyrics:

Trousers: When you do your demonstrate it would be apropos that we would go out there jointly

Colbert: You consider the exhibit could be sunk if I don’t cover my junk? Probably we’ll do this with each other. But what is mistaken with a bottomless outfit?

Pants: I doubt CBS would let it.

Equally: No boxer, short or even tighty whitey, alrighty! Alongside one another.

Trousers: Your pasty white thighs could blind people’s eyes

Colbert: They’re vivid as a Christmas day’s snow

Both of those: The group is back again and we just cannot distract with the sight of my/your middle-aged butt crack. Alongside one another, let us do a exhibit!

Alas, Colbert encountered 1 past impediment: Turns out like a large amount of us, he sort of did not do the job out a ton during the pandemic and now the pants never healthy.

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And here’s how it appeared when Colbert at last did make out out onstage, in situation you are pondering: